7.09.2004

SIX THINGS THAT
PREVENT ME FROM
GETTING THROUGH THE
CHECKOUT LINE AT
WINN-DIXIE IN A
TIMELY FASHION
06: Wino paying for 40-ouncer with pennies and nickels.
05: Couple attempting to pay for $150 in groceries with mysterious "voucher."
04: Woman purchasing 33 cans of baby formula for six different families, requiring clerk to make six separate transactions.
03: Man using his friend's debit card to purchase a box of 35 cent macaroni and cheese.
02: Woman with four incredibly feverish children demanding refund because clerk rang up "five for a dollar" cheese slices as "four for a dollar."
01: Shirtless guy who refuses to believe that "Cheryl" isn't working there anymore and will not leave until the clerk pages her.