SIX PET PEEVES FROM
MY FRIEND "ONE-EYED"
PETE HOLLISTER
06: People who carelessly wave their lit cigarettes around in a crowded room.
05: Drunks who insist on playing darts without any regard for the safety of others in the bar.
04: Waking up with something in my (good) eye.
03: Sunglasses with inadequate UV protection
02: Idiots who believe that, just because someone is wearing an eyepatch, that they enjoy hearing pirate jokes.
01: (Tie) Being approached suddenly from my right/BB guns.