THE DALAI LAMA, BILL GATES AND BONO DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITY OF KATE BECKINSALE APPEARING NUDE IN HER NEXT FILM
DALAI LAMA: Someone said that Kate and Luke Wilson have sex in the movie. Personally I don't believe it.
BILL GATES: Don't believe it, Kate never gets naked. I respect that about her, too.
BONO: Maybe do some research there buddy. She has done nudity. And quite frankly, not a brief flash. She's walking topless quite a long time.
BILL GATES: You think I don't do my research? I've done more research on Kate than most people do on anything in their lifetime even for their careers. Ninety percent of the nudity in her movies isn't really her, it's just a body double. There is a lot of speculation "Uncovered," and most people think it was really her naked. I'm not sure, but I would have to say that's her only naked movie -- ever. "Haunted" was all body double, not her naked. Trust me when I say: I do my research when it involves Kate.
DALAI LAMA: You're really wrong. Do more research. Read interviews. She isn't ashamed of herself. She's done plenty of nudity, if the role requested it. She's not from the U.S., and not so uptight about things like that. As an American, you assume any nudity is dirty and evil, but it's just not that way in most civilized countries. Americans are ashamed of their bodies, maybe because they are uptight, maybe because they are the fattest country in the world, or maybe based on a series of superstitions and religions. Regardless, if you try to judge someone from Europe based on your slanted, U.S.-conditioned views, you will always think they are evil or bad in some way.
BILL GATES: You think because I'm American I think nudity is evil? Hahaha! Give me one picture of her naked in England when she was young. Just one. Seriously. I've done my research buddy. I've done it for a very, very, long time.
BONO: No matter how much research you do, Kate Beckinsale is never going to have sex with you.
DALAI LAMA: Haha! Pwned!
(The preceding was adapted from an Internet Movie Database bulletin board discussion of the film "Vacancy" starring Kate Beckinsale.)
BILL GATES: Don't believe it, Kate never gets naked. I respect that about her, too.
BONO: Maybe do some research there buddy. She has done nudity. And quite frankly, not a brief flash. She's walking topless quite a long time.
BILL GATES: You think I don't do my research? I've done more research on Kate than most people do on anything in their lifetime even for their careers. Ninety percent of the nudity in her movies isn't really her, it's just a body double. There is a lot of speculation "Uncovered," and most people think it was really her naked. I'm not sure, but I would have to say that's her only naked movie -- ever. "Haunted" was all body double, not her naked. Trust me when I say: I do my research when it involves Kate.
DALAI LAMA: You're really wrong. Do more research. Read interviews. She isn't ashamed of herself. She's done plenty of nudity, if the role requested it. She's not from the U.S., and not so uptight about things like that. As an American, you assume any nudity is dirty and evil, but it's just not that way in most civilized countries. Americans are ashamed of their bodies, maybe because they are uptight, maybe because they are the fattest country in the world, or maybe based on a series of superstitions and religions. Regardless, if you try to judge someone from Europe based on your slanted, U.S.-conditioned views, you will always think they are evil or bad in some way.
BILL GATES: You think because I'm American I think nudity is evil? Hahaha! Give me one picture of her naked in England when she was young. Just one. Seriously. I've done my research buddy. I've done it for a very, very, long time.
BONO: No matter how much research you do, Kate Beckinsale is never going to have sex with you.
DALAI LAMA: Haha! Pwned!
(The preceding was adapted from an Internet Movie Database bulletin board discussion of the film "Vacancy" starring Kate Beckinsale.)
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