THINGS I HAVE AGREED TO DO DURING A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING

1. Buy someone's pickup truck
2. Take a month-long trip to India
3. Quit my job to start an advertising firm with two other guys
4. Play in a fantasy baseball league
5. Attend a Bruce Hornsby concert
6. Move to New York City and start all over
7. Paint someone's kitchen
8. Adopt a puppy
9. Invest in a chain of for-profit haunted houses
10. Start a really kick-ass kickball league. You know, one that wouldn't be lame like all those other kickball leagues.