WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO APPEAR IN YOUR OBITUARY
1. "treasonous"
2. "gambling debts"
3. "oft-divorced"
4. "drunken"
5. "imprisoned several times"
6. "his good friend, O.J. Simpson"
7. "dog killer"
8. "sought by the government"
9. "doughy"
10. "dismembered and lying in a ditch"
1. "treasonous"
2. "gambling debts"
3. "oft-divorced"
4. "drunken"
5. "imprisoned several times"
6. "his good friend, O.J. Simpson"
7. "dog killer"
8. "sought by the government"
9. "doughy"
10. "dismembered and lying in a ditch"
posted at 2:22 AM
1 Comments:
Ho! If I had a nickel for every time my wife has tried to slip "dog-killer" into my obit ...
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