SIX NAMES FOR INDIE ROCK
BANDS I MAY SOMEDAY FORM
06: Death Cab for Millard Fillmore
05: To the Hammer, a Nail
04: Black Plastic Someday
03: Three-Button Jacket
02: Madagascar
01: Sandwich! Sandwich! Sandwich!

SIX THINGS, WERE THEY TO APPEAR
AT THE MAG BAR, WOULD NOT
SURPRISE ME ONE BIT
06: Someone dressed as James K. Polk
05: A hipster wearing an ironic Hitler T-shirt
04: A shirtless dude
03: Two drag queens in nuns habits
02: A drunk girl carrying a kitten
01: My ex-girlfriend in a wedding dress followed by six bridesmaids