THE TO-DO LIST NEARS COMPLETION
490. Clean and disinfect TV remote.
491. Ask neighbor about the small crack on his driveway; offer suggestions for repair.
492. Go through bandana collection; discard worn out bandanas.
493. Wash mailbox.
494. Investigate the source of that faint humming sound you only hear once or twice each spring when the windows are open.
495. Google that one indie director from that Netflix movie; see if she made any other films.
496. See if picture frames in guest bedroom need straightening.
497. Prepare notes in support of Chester A. Arthur in the event you are ever asked to voice an opinion on the most under-rated U.S. president.
498. Look for that spoon that fell behind the stove that one time.
499. Finally give up on "Gravity's Rainbow."
500. Start a blog.