LESSER-KNOWN IRISH
FOLK SONGS
06: "A Stabbing on the Square"
05: "Ballad of the Lost Phone Number (Where, O Where, Are You Tonight, Hot Chick?)"
04: "Hold Down the Protestant (So I Can Beat Him)"
03: "How Did You Let The Potato Crop Die, You Dumb Son of a Bitch?"
02: "I Will Stab You in the Eye If You Touch My Wife Again, O'Malley"
01: "Don't Judge Me, Maggie. Don't Fucking Judge Me."

TOPICS ABOUT WHICH MY FATHER,
BOB, IS CONVINCED THAT I AM
WOEFULLY MISINFORMED
06: Politics
05: Vehicle maintenance
04: Home ownership
03: The weather
02: Financial planning
01: All that crap in the basement that I refuse to believe belongs to me, and thus will not clear out of there so he can sell the house and move to a patio home.