12.09.2004

I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
NOW, BUT TRUST ME -- SOMEDAY
YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS
06: That face tattoo
05: That Hustler spread
04: That blog you started
03: That bar you invested in
02: That time you gave away your original copy of "Meet the Beatles" to that girl who will dump you. (Oh yes, she will dump you.)
01: "Jersey Girl"
NOTES ON THE FILM
"LOVE ACTUALLY"
06: The British prime minister appears to be more like a big city mayor than the U.S. president.
05: Only an asshole would cheat on Emma Thompson.
04: Christmas is a much bigger deal in England than it is here.
03: Kiera Knightley. Holy shit! I mean, holy shit! You know what I'm talkin' about ...
02: It's true: American girls really will do just about anything for a guy with an accent.
01: I'll bet audiences in Britain go nuts whenever Rowan Atkinson makes a cameo in a movie. Here, not so much.

12.08.2004

I DARE YOU!
06: www.antsdevouringababy.com
05: www.obesegirlsgonewild.com
04: www.monkeysandgoatsfucking.com
03: www.guysgettinghitinthenuts.com
02: www.reallyinfectedwounds.com
01: www.paulyshore.com

12.07.2004

THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE ME
AS ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE
SEX NEARLY AS MUCH AS I WANT
TO THINK THEY DO
06: My fantastic record collection
05: I drive a clean and well-maintained Volkswagen Jetta
04: That cool cowboy shirt I found at Target
03: I'm really good at crossword puzzles
02: I have read a lot of books -- respectable books, not just Stephen King
01: My spotless criminal record and responsible attitude toward money