I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
NOW, BUT TRUST ME -- SOMEDAY
YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS
06: That face tattoo
05: That Hustler spread
04: That blog you started
03: That bar you invested in
02: That time you gave away your original copy of "Meet the Beatles" to that girl who will dump you. (Oh yes, she will dump you.)
01: "Jersey Girl"

NOTES ON THE FILM
"LOVE ACTUALLY"
06: The British prime minister appears to be more like a big city mayor than the U.S. president.
05: Only an asshole would cheat on Emma Thompson.
04: Christmas is a much bigger deal in England than it is here.
03: Kiera Knightley. Holy shit! I mean, holy shit! You know what I'm talkin' about ...
02: It's true: American girls really will do just about anything for a guy with an accent.
01: I'll bet audiences in Britain go nuts whenever Rowan Atkinson makes a cameo in a movie. Here, not so much.