WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO APPEAR IN YOUR OBITUARY

1. "treasonous"
2. "gambling debts"
3. "oft-divorced"
4. "drunken"
5. "imprisoned several times"
6. "his good friend, O.J. Simpson"
7. "dog killer"
8. "sought by the government"
9. "doughy"
10. "dismembered and lying in a ditch"