DECLASSIFIED MEMO:
SIX JOBS PRESIDENT BUSH
IS ACTIVELY CONSIDERING
SHOULD HE LOSE IN NOVEMBER
06: Cowboy
05: Fireman
04: Major League baseball player
03: Taste Tester at ice cream factory
02: Peace Core (sic) volunteer
01: President of smaller, less picky country

I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW:
SIX SURPRISING
CELEBRITY MARRIAGES
06: Oral and Julia Roberts
05: James and Helen Gurley Brown
04: Bobby and Gladys Knight
03: Tennessee and Wendy O. Williams
02: Trini and Jennifer Lopez
01: Senator Phil and Heather Graham