IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE

"The checkout kid only rang up one of my yogurts."

"It's a $9 wine, but it tastes like a $15 wine."

"Did you hear? Billy Corgan's got a new band."

"They just opened a KFC that's closer to my house than the old one."

"I only paid 50 cents for these slacks!"

"Our band got written up in the local alt-weekly."

"I don't have to worry about renewing my license plates for another whole year."

"It's an original Federline"

"Well, the Corolla's finally paid off."

"They mentioned my blog on NPR!"

"Look! They sell sushi at this gas station!"