SIX PET PEEVES FROM
MY FRIEND "ONE-EYED"
PETE HOLLISTER
06: People who carelessly wave their lit cigarettes around in a crowded room.
05: Drunks who insist on playing darts without any regard for the safety of others in the bar.
04: Waking up with something in my (good) eye.
03: Sunglasses with inadequate UV protection
02: Idiots who believe that, just because someone is wearing an eyepatch, that they enjoy hearing pirate jokes.
01: (Tie) Being approached suddenly from my right/BB guns.

SIX NAMES FOR INDIE ROCK
BANDS I MAY SOMEDAY FORM
06: Death Cab for Millard Fillmore
05: To the Hammer, a Nail
04: Black Plastic Someday
03: Three-Button Jacket
02: Madagascar
01: Sandwich! Sandwich! Sandwich!

SIX THINGS, WERE THEY TO APPEAR
AT THE MAG BAR, WOULD NOT
SURPRISE ME ONE BIT
06: Someone dressed as James K. Polk
05: A hipster wearing an ironic Hitler T-shirt
04: A shirtless dude
03: Two drag queens in nuns habits
02: A drunk girl carrying a kitten
01: My ex-girlfriend in a wedding dress followed by six bridesmaids